Funnystuff...
Airborn a new national sport....
Here is a story of two guy who didn't
know all the facts.
Make sure you come back there is more to see.
Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter comes and
takes their drink order. "I would like a Sprite," said the first little
piggie. "I would like a Coke," said the second little piggie. "I want
water, lots and lots of water," said the third little piggie.
The drinks are brought out and the waiter takes their orders for dinner.
"I want a nice big steak," said the first piggie. "I would like the
salad plate," said the second piggie.
"I want water, lots and lots of water," said the third little piggie.
The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter approached the
table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert.
"I want a banana split," said the first piggie. "I want a root beer
float," said the second piggie. "I want water, lots and lots of water,"
exclaimed the third little piggie.
"Pardon me for asking," said the waiter to the third little piggie, "but
why have you only ordered water all evening?"
You're gonna hate me for this....
Hold on to your seat .......
At the risk of never receiving e-mail ever again........
The third piggie says -
"Well, somebody has to go 'Wee, wee, wee, all the way home!"
I urgently needed a few days off work. But, I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "crazy", then he would tell me to take a few days off.
So, I hung upside-down on the ceiling & made funny noises. My co-worker
(who's blonde) asked me what I was
doing. I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb, so
that the Boss might
think I was "crazy" & give me a few days off.
A few
minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked, "What in the
name of GOD are you doing?" I told him I was a light
bulb.
He said, "You are clearly stressed out". Go home & recuperate for
a couple of days.quot; I jumped down & walked out of the
office...
When my co-worker (the
blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her: "Where do you
think you're going?"!
(You're gonna love this....)
She said,
"I'm going home too, I can't work in the
dark!!"
If we would just take that vacation time. We would feel a lot better about the world around us. So go fishin....
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A bit of fun for you from Minnesota..
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12-Step Program For Recovering From Web Addiction
1) I will have a cup of coffee in the morning and read my newspaper like I used to, before the Web.
2) I will eat breakfast with a knife and fork and not with one hand typing.
3) I will get dressed before noon.
4) I will make an attempt to clean the house, wash clothes, and plan dinner before even thinking of the Web.
5) I will sit down and write a letter to those unfortunate few friends and family that are Web-deprived.
6) I will call someone on the phone who I cannot contact via the Web.
7) I will read a book... if I still remember how.
8) I will listen to those around me and their needs and stop telling them to turn the TV down so I can hear the music on the Web.
9) I will not be tempted during TV commercials to check for email.
10) I will try and get out of the house at least once a week, if it is necessary or not.
11) I will remember that my bank is not forgiving if I forget to balance my checkbook because I was too busy on the Web.
12) Last, but not least, I will remember that I must go to bed sometime .. and the Web will always be there tomorrow!
dbdave..
#8
Well try to find more..........
When you live in the North it's always......
So your looking for a place to hang your hat. Just come to the The Bar were everyone has a good time. We have a new Bar and you should drop by.
I make this post in the OLD bar. ~LINZ II~ There is this place were people would Were I would sit in the corner and watch, Were the dancers would come in do there stuff. The bar was long and full people with So he had to place locks on the doors But one thing I can say! Up-nights A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. Suddenly the sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice the Lord
The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii, so I can drive over anytime I want to." The Lord said, "Your request is very materialistic. The man thought about it for a long time.
So come in and sit
and have a few drinks and nice talk.
~LINZ III~ is the new bar.
So you would like to post there? Well! just click here for access.
Now! go have some fun.
go for some good talk.
Nice jokes and to watch ~barbie~ in action.
Oh! She must keep Jim out of her zin.
what up for that day.
Man! Did they put a move on the Ladys.
smiles on there faces.
Were the art of being cool,
was not to be.
But just come in and be yourself.
and found a close sign.
And the lights will be off.
And the outside sign well not glow.
That I spent some of my time in Roy's Bar.......
'in the corner in the dark'.....
just the way I like it.......
Thank you Roy.
I think I better take this down!
go git beer!
A Sensible God
All of a sudden he said out loud,
"Lord grant me one wish."
said,
"Because you have been faithful to me in all ways, I will grant
you one wish."
Think of the logistics of that kind of undertaking.
The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific!
The concrete and steel it would take! I can do it,
but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things.
Take a little more time and think of another wish, a wish you think would honor and glorify me."
Finally he said, "Lord, I
have been married and divorced four times.
All of my wives said that I am uncaring and insensitive.
I wish that I could understand women.
I want
to know how they feel inside,
what they are thinking when they give me
the silent treatment, why they cry,
what they mean when they say 'nothing' and how I can make a woman truly happy".
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After a few minutes God said, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"
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